Dante’s Piano Repair Tee Available at the Capcom Store ($19.95)

Listen, it’s a rough economy out there and filling demons full of holes doesn’t quite cover the bills.  That’s why Dante has himself a stylish piano repair business that takes its name from his favorite harmonious means of shooting things in the face, Ebony & Ivory.  If saving the mortal coil isn’t enough, at least something’s putting pizza on the table.